The Haverblog

Preparations for Commencement have begun. Today the tree guys thinned out dead and dying limbs above Lloyd Green to ensure that nobody gets hurt on the big day.

Surely, this guy must have the most dangerous job on campus:

But no. The most dangerous job on campus is Being A Car Belonging to Felicia Hutchison ‘08:

Felicia, depicted in her role as Coop Barista, has had not one but TWO vehicles crushed by falling limbs, most recently during a storm that ravaged a tree behind Leeds:

Something to show her grandchildren when they move in for Customs Week!

-CM

The ultimate study break!

Bico News Editor Dave Merrell threw bean bags (and caution) to the wind and invited me to be his partner in a round of cornhole. The presence of Dave, who plays on the tennis team, ensured our victory:

Earlier…

The annual rite de printemps is unfolding on Founders Green. The stage will host an ipod from 4p-6p, followed by a Weezer copy band that will perform the “Blue Album” in its entirety.

Jason McGraw, Coordinator of Student Activities, snarkily promised to spin “oldies” from 4p-5p for the benefit of the presumably oldies-preferring workers in Founders (e.g. people like your correspondent). Jason also suggested that we provide the following documentary photos of setup activities to the Admission Office as part of next year’s recruiting effort, a campaign to outdo Middlebury in maximizing the amount of “Man Nipple” imagery we show to prospectives:

-CM